She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
