Grow some girl-balls and come out already
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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