i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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