You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You can't just leave with hair like that
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
try to milk me bitch
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