Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
