Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's rum buckets o'clock
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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