why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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