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Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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