ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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