He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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