Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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