Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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