i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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