You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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