But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You dont lie about slip and slides
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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