Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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