All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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