I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
the liver wants what the liver wants
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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