I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Mom said you looked used
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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