I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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