Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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