are you so shy because you have an std?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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