please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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