Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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