Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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