So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
