this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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