We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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