no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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