Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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