Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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