is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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