i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
high people should be assigned attendants
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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