He is an equal opportunity slut.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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