how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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