come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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