when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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