I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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