shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
