My brain says no but my pants say off.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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