Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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