Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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