If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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