I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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