Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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