You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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