found the other keg... it's in the tree
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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