I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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