There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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