We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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