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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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