Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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