So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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