Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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