I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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