Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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