I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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